lol I had the weirdest dream last night =3= tina made me go mad. I dreamt that I was reading a newspaper for reasons I know nothing of (I haven't seen a newspaper for a couple of months in fact) with an advertisment by WYOMING for a vacuum cleaner... yeah. And then it cut to a little old lady walking into a sunglasses shop with him inside and she started sucking things up with her feet.
yeah i was like WTF too.
here's an faq for everyone who asks me stuff that I have to answer all the time because I am lazy and can't stand it anymore =3=
q. what does ZMALLET mean? a. nothing. it has no significant meaning, I had to make a new email address because some annoying people kept bugging me on my old one so I did. And at that point I had an obsession with mallets and I saw that not many people had emails starting with the letter z and so I joined it together... zmallet... ze mallet... the mallet.. lol
q. can I ask you a question? a. no.
q. when's your birthday? a. july 30th and every day after that according to sarah :D
q. can you draw something for me? a. no unless you wanna pay me a lot of money because I am a lazy ass and I don't like drawing complex stuff for other people for free cuz that means that I have no good reason to reject everyone else who asks me. sorry though :)
q. what degrees are your glasses? (yeah I actually get asked this a lot lol) a. -3.75 in left eye and -5.00 in right eye.
q. did we have maths/science/english/sst/etc/etc homework? a. I haven't the faintest clue.
q. what nationality are you? a. chinese... not korean, not japanese =3= lol... I've had people ask me if I can speak jap or korean even after I told them I'm chinese... gee lol I can't even properly read chinese let alone other languages @_@
q. can I copy your homework? a. maths -- there are answers in the back. science -- no. business studies -- sure if you don't mind getting a few totally wrong. english -- it would kinda look dodgy with two identical essays lol.
q. what does 1337 mean? a. 1337 = leet = elite = the coolest. check wikipedia or something... I've been asked this so many times that I just don't want to explain again in full @_@